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From:  Michael Eckford <michaelb@y...>
Date:  Fri Sep 8, 2000  8:31 pm
Subject:  Re: humorous tangent


Elizabeth Finkler wrote:

> Q: What's the difference between sopranos and Sopranos?
>
> A: One is a strangely popular group of murderous sociopaths. The other is
> a cable TV show about an organized-crime family.
>
> Sorry. I couldn't resist. ;-)

And on a similar tangent, this old joke...

What do pirates and opera singers have in common?
They both commit murder on the high "C's".

getting further "off" (this probably works better as a "sight gag")...

If you place two dimes on a table, then move them, what do you have?
A "paradigm shift"...

Michael

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