| From: Jennifer Ann Kreingold To: vocalist Subject: Jokes:Talking voice teacher doll Send reply to: VOCALIST <vocalist>
I thought vocalist would enjoy this. Jenny Kreingold BM voice Indiana University -----------------------------------------------
Educational Playmates(r) is proud to announce the newest in edutainment: The Talking Voice Teacher Doll. This revolutionary doll simulates a real-life voice teacher, and through our sophisticated CriticFun(tm) software, this doll not only learns the sound of your singing voice, but tailors its voice lessons to your progress. Features include lessons on breath control, phrasing, intonation, and vibrato control. Sample phrases include:
* "Let the tone spin; keep it spinning" * "Keep your chest high, and expand your ribcage" * "I remember singing this aria years ago" * "Yes, those are all pictures of me"
Talking Voice Teacher Doll comes in Plush (Approachable) and Die-Cast Metal (Intimidating), and with your choice of outfit:
Male Voice Teacher Doll:
* Sweater and Corduroys (Plush only) * Two-piece suit * Slacks and button-down * Tuxedo (Die-Cast Metal only)
Female Voice Teacher Doll:
* 1980's pantsuit * Blouse and Skirt * Slacks and Turtleneck (Plush only) * Gold Lame-accented Dress (Die-Cast Metal only)
All other outfits, scarves, earrings, and costume jewelry sold separately.
In addition, you may choose a nationality for your voice teacher. Choose from New England, Atlantic Coast, Texan, Southern, Midwestern or Minnesotan accents, or go international with our Spanish, French, British, German, Italian, or Eastern European dolls. For added variety, combine two accents to create a realistic "faking a foreign accent" voice teacher. Suggestions include Texan/German and Atlantic Coast/Eastern European. No combining available with Minnesotan accent.
Talking Voice Teacher Doll is the perfect gift for those with musical aspirations. Order Talking Voice Teacher today for only $50/hr. or $175 for four lessons.
NOTE: Talking Voice Teacher requires Sightreading Accompanist Doll to work on repertoire; Talking Voice Teacher does NOT play piano. Talking Voice Teacher comes with a Repertiore Pak (specify High or Low key) with the following pieces:
* Sebben, crudele * O del mio dolce ardor * Lasciatemi morire! * Gia il sole dal Gange * Silent Noon * Amarilli mia bella * Standchen * Wie melodien zieht es mir * Feldensamkeit
Additional Repertoire Paks may be purchased for $19.95 each.
To order Talking Voice Teacher Doll, please send a tape with two contrasting art songs, one Italian, one German, to the following address:
Talking Voice Teacher Doll 555 Villanova Lane Los Angeles, California 90210
If you are accepted into a doll's studio, we will send you an order form. If not, we will send you a brochure of our other fine products, like Talking Violist Doll or Talking Music Theory Professor Doll (comes with overhead projector).
Order now while supplies last!
Sincerely, Richard Lester CEO, Educational Playmates Industries
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