From: Karen Mercedes
To: vocalist
Subject: OFF (HUMOUR): It would be funny if it weren't so believable.
Send reply to: VOCALIST <vocalist>

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to
become a great writer.

When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the
whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly
emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and
anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.