To: "VOCALIST" <vocalist>
Subject: Re: Season's Greetings
Date sent: Sat, 18 Dec 1999 08:59:07 -0600
Send reply to: VOCALIST <vocalist>

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year/ Millennium (though the "millennium"
doesn't actually end until 12/31/2000) to you too!
lol
:o)
----- Original Message -----
From: "Karen Mercedes"
To: <vocalist>
Sent: Thursday, December 16, 1999 3:29 PM
Subject: OFF: Season's Greetings


> Seasons Greetings:
>
> Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best
> wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low
> stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter
> solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of
> the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
> your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions
> and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice
> religious or secular traditions at all . . .
>
> . . . and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and
> medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally
> accepted calendar year 2000, but not without due respect for the
> calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society
> have helped make America great, (not to imply that America is
> necessarily greater than any other country or is the only "AMERICA"
> in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed,
> color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer
> platform, or sexual preference of the wishee.
>
> (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This
> greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely
> transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
> no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
> her/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
> revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is
> warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of
> good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a
> subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is
> limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the
> sole discretion of the wisher.)
>
> Karen Mercedes
>
>