| Organization: Plainview-Rover Public Schools To: vocalist Date sent: Fri, 17 Dec 1999 09:16:50 -600 Subject: Re: Christmas Songs for the Psychiatrically Challenged Send reply to: VOCALIST <vocalist>
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do you Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Queens of Disoriented Are
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
NARCISSISTIC: Hark the Hearld Angels sing About Me
MANIC: Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Office and Town and CArs and Buses and Trucks and Trees and Fire Hydrants and............
PARANOID: Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me!
PERSONALITY DISORDER: You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
DEPRESSION: Silent Night, Holy Night? All is Flat, All is Lonely
OBESESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock.....(dang, I better start again!)
PASSIVE-AGGRESIVE PERSONALITY: On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and then took it all away)
BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER: Thoughts of You Roasting on an Open Fire
Merry Christmas to one and all! John Peoples Music Plainview-Rover School Plainview, AR jpeoples-at-prhs.afsc.k12.ar.us
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