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Organization: Plainview-Rover Public Schools
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Date sent: Fri, 17 Dec 1999 09:16:50 -600
Subject: Re: Christmas Songs for the Psychiatrically Challenged
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SCHIZOPHRENIA:
Do you Hear What I Hear?

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
We Three Queens of Disoriented Are

DEMENTIA:
I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas

NARCISSISTIC:
Hark the Hearld Angels sing About Me

MANIC:
Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets
and Office and Town and CArs and Buses and Trucks and Trees
and Fire Hydrants and............

PARANOID:
Santa Claus is Coming to Get Me!

PERSONALITY DISORDER:
You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe
I'll Tell You Why

DEPRESSION:
Silent Night, Holy Night? All is Flat, All is Lonely

OBESESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER:
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell,
Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle Bell, Jingle
Bell, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock, Jingle
Bell Rock, Jingle Bell Rock.....(dang, I better start again!)

PASSIVE-AGGRESIVE PERSONALITY:
On the First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave to Me (and
then took it all away)

BORDERLINE PERSONALITY DISORDER:
Thoughts of You Roasting on an Open Fire

Merry Christmas to one and all!
John Peoples
Music
Plainview-Rover School
Plainview, AR
jpeoples-at-prhs.afsc.k12.ar.us